Lost Career Opportunity

Back when I was beginning my first career, working on structural analysis, I worked with a guy whose Master's thesis at Cornell was "On the Stress and Deformation Analysis of a Cow's Teat Under Milking Loads." This is a tired, old story around our house. Still, the bounce-o-meter for sports bras (courtesy of BoingBoing) seems like a missed opportunity had I continued in that line of business. The Internet changes everything, eh.