Size Matters

I guess the SprayOnMud wasn't available in time to up my testosterone levels, so the family had to resort to a smaller, cooler gadget for Father's Day. And hey, there is a lot of peer pressure on such stuff in my world. A while back, I just could not live without combining my Palm Pilot and cell phone, so I was sporting the Handspring Treo. That was one lousy phone, though (although the newer models are purported to be great). Then I decided to go with the extreme on the cell phone end, as long as it could handle all of the phone numbers I stored in my Palm Pilot. So I ended up with a tiny Sony Ericsson. A pretty darned good phone. Lately, however, I have been feeling inadequate -- phonewise, that is. I hope you'll forgive the metaphor, but between the Prius and the new Motorola Razr V3, it will be the equivalent of taking a geek Viagra that lasts for about six months anyway.