Great Product Idea for Urban Outdoorsmen

Urban SUV and truck owners have heretofore had to get their testosterone fix by driving over curbs and onto the shoulder of superhighways. But with this breakthrough product they can show just how macho they are.

If you’ve got a 4X4 or off-roader, Sprayonmud will send a message to anyone who disapproves or is just plain envious – you use your off-roader, off the road as well as on it.

Let's face it. This was an obvious move once holes in jeans and bullethole decals became popular.