Giant Underground Weirdness Magnet

I can feel the pull here in Naples, especially after watching Dad following the latest Anna Nicole Smith news on Fox. Courtesy of Dave Barry:

It's buried around here somewhere. It has to be. How else can you explain why so many major freak-show news stories either happen, or end up, in South Florida?

O.J. Simpson, for example. Why is he here? Did anybody in South Florida ever say, "Hey O.J.! Why don't you pack up your golf clubs, your one glove and your remaining cutlery, and come be part of our community!"? Of course not! Nobody WANTED him here. He was DRAWN here, by the Giant Underground Weirdness Magnet.

Thank goodness we don't have anything like this in California!