You might be a redneck if

Fuel for Growth While reading this article you realize your neighbor has an ethanol plant in his barn. In the print version of this article they breakdown the process by which ethanol is made and as I read it I began to realize that it is the exact process my neighbor uses to concoct his home brew whiskey. I have tasted it as a courtesy to him, not bad but I wouldn't make a habit out of drinking it. I may take that jug he has been offering me and dump it in my gas tank just to see what happens.