Terrorist Golf

Putt the ball through the windmill and into Osama's mouth. It seems that a local miniature golf course made it on to the double super secret list of likely terrorist targets. They were surprised. Their congressional rep could not even get confirmation one way or another because the list is so secret. Referring to another local tourist attraction, someone from the golf course said:

I just hope nobody was upset or scared away by us being on the list. I heard we were 17 on a list of 18 sites, in order of the terrorists' favorite targets. We're small potatoes. They'd probably rather go for the Winchester Mystery House.

Be careful out there.