People Making Asses of Themselves

Isn't making a xerox of your ass kinda like putting a lampshade on your head in terms of party flair? If so, that doesn't seem to be stopping people from doing it.

Photocopier supplier Canon is warning customers to take better care of their office equipment during the Christmas period, claiming that the festive season traditionally leads to a 25 percent hike in service calls due to incidents such as the classic backside copying prank.

Partly in response to this trend--or perhaps because of the "supersizing" of the western physique--Canon has now increased the thickness of its glass by an extra millimeter.

It seems the cracks are causing cracks.