Sports Obsession

Via BoingBoing, I thought I'd pass along this story of an obsessed sports fan who castrated himself when his team won (you can watch an annoying ad to read the story without registering).

Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champions England.

After performing the deed, Mr Huish put his severed anatomy in a bag and took them to his local social club to show fellow fans.

After watching Tampa Bay beat the Redskins last weekend, I offer this as a warning to Keith.