F**k 'em If They Can't Take A Joke

You know I enjoy the Onion sometimes. I occasionally listen to the fake presidential radio broadcast, but it's not my favorite part. Apparently, the White House doesn't see the humor.

"It has come to my attention that The Onion is using the presidential seal on its Web site," Grant M. Dixton, associate counsel to the president, wrote to The Onion on Sept. 28.

But here is the line that even the Onion could not have made up:

Citing the United States Code, Mr. Dixton wrote that the seal "is not to be used in connection with commercial ventures or products in any way that suggests presidential support or endorsement."

I guess it is actually getting hard to tell parody from reality when it comes to [censored for the sake of the no politics rule, but still funny nonetheless].