Dude, That's My Leg

I liked the dog story. Here is one about a local surfer encountering a 16 foot white shark. The surfers out here where the water is so cold look amazingly like sea lions, but I suspect they don't taste as good to the shark. The part I liked was this, where she talks about getting back out surfing again:

"Well," Megan said with a smile, "I figure, it's happened once, it won't happen again."

"The odds are the same as they were before this happened," Megan's mother, Mary Halavais said.

"Less likely," Megan replied.

"No, no," Mary said with a chuckle. "She'll be fine."

"Plus," Megan added, "if I get bit twice, it's Guinness Book of World Records."