In accordance with the unwittingly signed joke law, construction begins on Yellowstone's 15th hole.First story:
A bill introduced by Sen. George Allen (R-VA) as "just a goof" several weeks ago was signed into law by President Bush Tuesday.Second story:
S. 1718, also known as the Preservation Of Public Lands Of America Act, authorized a shift of $138 billion from the federal Medicare fund to a massive landscaping effort that, over the next five years, will transform Yellowstone National Park into a luxury private golf estate.
House Resources chairman Richard Pombo is circulating a draft of a bill that would sell 15 national parks and require the National Park Service to raise millions of dollars by selling the naming rights to visitors' centers and trails.We report, you decide.
Pombo's spokesman said the proposal [...] is intended only to influence lawmakers to support an item in the budget bill that would permit oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
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It must be story 1, as gov of Va. now sen Allen's legacy to Va. is a much improved network of golf courses in the state.
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