Uncle Ned Never Got This Kind of Attention

For only $1.2M, we could snap up Daniel and Rebecca Boone's burial spot in Missouri.

But in 1845, 20 years after Daniel Boone's death, the couple's remains were supposedly reburied at Frankfort, Ky., in the state that Boone helped open to settlers.

Some believe, though, that another man's bones were exhumed instead, the result of deliberate misdirection by the farm's owner and Rebecca Boone's cousin, David Bryan.

I don't know about you, but I'm thinkin' maybe Dan'l is in Frankfort, and Uncle Ned is still back on the farm. I'm just sayin'.