It seems like
good news to me:
"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."
According to Holbrooke, Jackson's corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland. The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove.
"We believe that Neverland served as some sort of freakishly whimsical tomb constructed by Jackson's killer," Holbrooke said.
You can't put one over on those CSI guys.
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I couldn't agree more! As I predicted the vacancy rendered by Scott Peterson was seemlessly occupied by Micheal Jackson and Martha Stewart. Now If we could get a moritorium on information about the Shaivo family and Steroids in baseball I could begin to read the paper and watch the news again. Isn't there a war or something going on?
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